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The Land Of Nao

>>Be Afraid<<

Created on 2006-02-08 01:29:56 (#9460695), last updated 2007-04-15

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Name:MentalKitty
Location:Land Of No Return, British Columbia, Canada
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"Childhood, adults always say, is the happiest time in life. But for as long as he could remember, Jack Fairy knew better. Until one mysterious day, Jack would discover that there were others, quite like him. Singled out for a great gift... And one day, the whole stinking world would be theirs." -Velvet Goldmine

I have an 'on' switch and an 'off' switch. When I'm 'on,' I'm hyper, giddy, uncontrolled, and generally quite insane. When I'm 'off,' I'm depressed, lethargic, thoughtful, melancholy and unconsolable. Sometimes I think I'm off my rocker. Other times I think I'm human.

I have far too much spare time, which I generally spend online, true to nerd form. I also enjoy making short films on nothing, singing out-of-key in the shower, writing smutty fanfiction, re-reading all my favourite childhood books, and having long conversations with my cat. Stuffed animal orgies are fun, as are "I Hate Life" cupcakes and dancing in pink wigs. Hugs terrify me.

Sleep is entirely unattainable, so I've given up trying. People scare me; I can't approach anyone out of fear of rejection. However, I have a few great friends who put up with me, regardless. I love them to pieces <3.

As for dislikes... Nerd Bashers, dust, anchovies, stalkers, speeches, smooth jazz, people who try to convert me, people who hurt themselves to get attention, dishonesty, bad grammar, telephones, sports, elbows, regrets and bad poetry all come low on my list. Having the flu or a broken heart is no cup of tea either.

But hopefully someday I'll find a purpose to my life, and then I won't have to die alone with my toaster and seventy cats. Not that I wouldn't enjoy that, mind you. Always look on the spiffy side of life! ^__+
-Nao
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